A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.
Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023
Get the Connaghan’s Lawmug. 
Get the co-distant-relative-in-lawmug. A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.
Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!
Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.
Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.
by Raven kidder October 9, 2015
Get the Erection lawmug. "The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"
Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen
by Stephen Raj July 4, 2024
Get the Stevan's Lawmug. A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
by Tallness October 29, 2009
Get the Geiger's Lawmug. by xnth February 7, 2024
Get the Faive’s Lawmug. 
Get the stepgranddaughter-in-lawmug.