co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.

Co-distant-relative-in-law.

by Folqa July 24, 2024

great-great-grandaunt-in-law

1- Great-great-grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandaunt.

My great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

by Tallness October 29, 2009

second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.

My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.

Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!

by xnth February 7, 2024

stepgranddaughter-in-law

Stepgrandchild's wife.

My stepgranddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015