Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013
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Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016
Get the Second Hand Suck Off mug.On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019
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Get the a frozen dick in his hand mug.Second Hand Crush Syndrome (SCS) Is when you see your friends crush and start to feel mild side effects of having a crush (the crushies) because you know your friend likes them and definitely not because you have started to have feelings for this person.
I just saw my bffs crush and my palms got all sweaty, and I started giggling . I think I have Second Hand Crush Syndrome....
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by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016
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