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Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.
I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!
by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011
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fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.
Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!
by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005
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power fart

When the electricity shuts off for a brief moment that is just long enough to cause inconvenience or interruption.
"I had to retype my e-mail because my PC briefly shut off due to a power fart."
by BA from PA October 5, 2009
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geriatric fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"
by bumb October 1, 2003
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Donkey Fart

Dude... load me a real bong hit, not this donkey fart shit!
by Drgizmo September 4, 2010
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Squelch fart

To fart out semen from the arsehole.
he loves to "Squelch fart" Peters jizz out!.
by m light August 24, 2006
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Green Fart

He's vegan, so he blows green farts.
by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013
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