damn daniel

To wear white Vans.

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white Vans.

by eyoperson September 5, 2016

Daniel

likes hella bunds, shoots like steph curry and cooks like chef curry

Look daniel, it’s a fat bundz for you.

by The big man with shoes November 23, 2021

daniel and tahlia

The best of friend you could ever get

Best friends forever aka Daniel and Tahlia

by The ice bucket June 27, 2020

Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )

a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!

by Sexydimma October 2, 2012

Daniel

Daniel is a very tall friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Jess: "Have you met Daniel?"
Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."

Greg: "Have you been to one of Daniel's parties before?"
Mark: "No, Why"
Greg: "You're missing out, There's one tonight come to it!"

by Danlur Grit December 23, 2020

Daniel

Daniel is super sweet and annoying (sometimes). Makes the most dumbest dad jokes which are sometimes funny (ONLY SOMETIMES)! He’s really funny (sometimes). Daniels are also super nerdy. They’re too smart I don’t get it. Obsessed with books and trees. (AKA little nerd) The dorkiest kind of people you will ever meet. Hates Taylor swift (so weird of them 🙄) Run far FAR away if you see a Daniel.

Person 1: “That guy over there looks like a dork.”
Person 2: “Must be Daniel.”

by Not a dork 123 March 25, 2023

Daniel Olivas

big booty hoe. his booty is probably bigger than yo mamas. his booty aint the only big thing as he has a big nose too. if he were a bird hed be toucan sam. probably has a little dick tho. looks like a thumb and has small ears. style sucks more than he does. hes probably gay for silas.

Damn is that DANIEL OLIVAS!
Look at DANIEL OLIVAS

by bloweee May 13, 2018