Shit Show

Used when “shenanigans” is just not adequate. A shitshow denotes general craziness, debauchery, drug and/or alcohol use, drama and sheer insanity all occurring simultaneously. One does not usually realize the shitshow is occurring until the following day.

Ex: Leah: Oh my god. Can you believe what happened last night?

Skyy: Girl, that was fucked up. What a Shit Show!

by Leahtard,Skyylicious May 2, 2009

Deep Shit

"deep shit - n. the shit to end all shits; the best shit on God's green Earth"
Typically a shit in which you have expunged all the shit out of your anus in a deep grunt

"DUDE I JUST TOOK A DEEP SHIT"
"Man you've been on that deep shit for hours"

by Nikos2097 August 27, 2014

talkin shit

saying bad things or talking negatively about a person at any time, face to face or behind someones back

Kenzie: Nik your a bitch
Nik: Kenzie quit talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.

by maple hall hustla February 5, 2009

Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.

John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.

"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."

by Bob May 13, 2005

shit drifter

when a shit of a good size is in the toilet bowl, and when u go to flush in stead of breaking and going down it drifts around the bowl leaving skid marks

dude come lookat this log i dropped i think it might be a shit drifter

by shit*king April 29, 2009

shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005