A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.
by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Tico Games- A bitch ass nigga who simps for a purple hair fatass bitch who prolly stinks because she never gets off her pc. Tico does not like homies. Tico has a very low bitch rate
by Tico A Bitch 445 April 20, 2023
Get the Simpmug. 1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Gxabriell April 5, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug.