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Man Ache

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.
Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.
by Lil-Dan May 24, 2009
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Man Clam

When a man has bunched up pants in the front that resembles a pair of pants in a vaginal crack (aka camel-toe). Similar in apparance to a moose-knuckle, the man clam lacks the "junk" pushed over to one side.
He was sporting a really bad man clam in his chinos.
by tngal May 9, 2011
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[man banger]

A handsome, smart, intelligent man with an athletic body.
He was an all around man banger with all of the qualities of a renaissance man.
by Coco's Pink World November 13, 2010
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safe man

A position designated with unlocking a complex safe for a bank robbery.
"Adam can do the driving, Barry'll be on crowd control while I look out. I still need a safe man that can get us inside in ninety seconds flat."
by rivmikant May 16, 2010
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man patch

A small, lone patch of hair in the middle of a man's chest, with no other hair around it.
Damn, Dubs, when are you gonna shave that man patch?
by J-Now September 24, 2006
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Man Over

Like a sleep over, but more manly. Usually it's when it consists of mostly dudes, and in order to not sound like a bunch of fudge packing faggots, the term "Man Over" is used.
Billy: Yo, man.
Billy: We deserve a man over Saturday night.
Me: Ite.
Billy: Word.
by Auge6661pain November 1, 2007
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Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
Carl: damn, that 52 inch Plasma T.V Frank has at his pad is such a man magnet.
by Nick Goldman January 4, 2009
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