by Alppuccino May 19, 2018
Get the Dusty Nut mug.Derived from a sexual act used when male climax is achieved via any type of sex (anal, vaginal, or oral...and for the daring, a quick handy). When said climax is achieved, the male busts onto the female's face. This term is specifically used for the woman. Her face is typically a 6 or 7, with the body of an 8 or 9. Not to be mistaken with a butter face, a nut face is still a cute face, but its sole function is a surface to nut on for when climax is achieved. Once you nut on a nut face's face, a clean up is not involved. *Be cautious however, most nut faces think nutting on their face is like a dog pissing on its property*.
ex 1//
Male 1: "Hey man, you see that Asian chick across the gym?"
Male 2: "Yeah bro, she seems fine af from behind, but I think I saw her earlier. She cute, nut face and all, but that ass though!"
Male 1: "That's disappointing. I do like me a good nut face though."
ex 2//
Girlfriend: "So why do you like me baby?"
Boyfriend: *thinks*, damn...should I tell her the truth? she's honestly thicc af but i have no idea if she'd hate me. she's got the perfect nutface... "Well babe, I honestly have no idea. You have so many good qualities about you. You honestly have a really nice ass, you know I eat that shit out day n nite, but you're really sweet..." *omg I'm on the brink of saying it* "...and I really love our sex cause your –––––NUTFACE"
Girlfriend: "IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? UGH, you know I love it when you do that though."
Male 1: "Hey man, you see that Asian chick across the gym?"
Male 2: "Yeah bro, she seems fine af from behind, but I think I saw her earlier. She cute, nut face and all, but that ass though!"
Male 1: "That's disappointing. I do like me a good nut face though."
ex 2//
Girlfriend: "So why do you like me baby?"
Boyfriend: *thinks*, damn...should I tell her the truth? she's honestly thicc af but i have no idea if she'd hate me. she's got the perfect nutface... "Well babe, I honestly have no idea. You have so many good qualities about you. You honestly have a really nice ass, you know I eat that shit out day n nite, but you're really sweet..." *omg I'm on the brink of saying it* "...and I really love our sex cause your –––––NUTFACE"
Girlfriend: "IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? UGH, you know I love it when you do that though."
by St1fl3r the F0ndl3r October 8, 2017
Get the nut face mug.When you just want an orgasm and go straight to sleep without all the other faff that usually goes with sex . Eg. Foreplay . Position changes.
by UnfairNarwhal November 30, 2017
Get the Nut and sleep mug.by Nut-hook March 1, 2018
Get the nut-hook mug.An incredibly slow cummer.
Britney's hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving Justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.
by MaryJanexo October 8, 2016
Get the snail nut mug.man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
by mister moosecock February 14, 2012
Get the Nut Balloon mug.The euphoria nut is when you nut so hard you achieve divinity. This power can only last for a short while and after the experiense you are rewarded with wisedom and honor.
Guy "Fap fap fap fap"
Guy "Aaaaaaah! I know the answers of the world "
Guy " THE EUPHORIA NUT"
Guy "Forgets it all"
Guy "Aaaaaaah! I know the answers of the world "
Guy " THE EUPHORIA NUT"
Guy "Forgets it all"
by Eliasboi November 4, 2019
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