wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.

Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.

by just surviving October 11, 2019

Wet

Me when Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum makes me wet

by anonymous August 1, 2024

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 11, 2025

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020

Wet

One of the wettiest wets out there (Aka Tbwet) One with the pulse vibes, sick car jolls in the garage and f**cken rollies boiii #wetiest #TipsyWetBrothers #vibes

Damn he is such a wet... I can't stand being around him

by Wettiestvibs November 3, 2018