Sexually
Impaired
Male
Person
A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Impaired
Male
Person
A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Hey have you heard about Jim being a total simp?
Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
by Vatsug777 January 12, 2021
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by MRMATATAS May 29, 2020
Get the simpmug. 1. A person who plays fortnite and enjoys getting rekt af (pref. by girls). The person is usually humble towards girls and avoids any male contact which would make him a homosexual as such.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.
M'lady would you like a game of fortnite?
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).
by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A term that is overused by people who don't know what it means, or misogynists who want to chastise men who do stuff for women, real or fictional.
Maidenless Roblox Player: I can't believe you spent over 300 Robux on Deluxe Crates to get the Gun Gale Ranger skin in Tower Defense Simulator. You are a simp!
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: Deluxe crate unboxings are RNG, plus I think Gun Gale Ranger looks cool.
Maidenless Roblox Player: You just proved my point, simp! You're downbad for a lego woman.
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: *sells all towers and places farms near the path before leaving the server in frustration.*
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: Deluxe crate unboxings are RNG, plus I think Gun Gale Ranger looks cool.
Maidenless Roblox Player: You just proved my point, simp! You're downbad for a lego woman.
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: *sells all towers and places farms near the path before leaving the server in frustration.*
by VultureSniper July 30, 2023
Get the Simpmug. To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.
An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.
Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.
Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation
Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.
2nd conversation:
John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.
2nd conversation:
John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 18, 2020
Get the Anti-Simpmug. Someone who travels out of the country with a homie to then extend their stay because they “fell in love” with a stranger.
by zachy__chan July 13, 2021
Get the Simpmug.