A guy that prays on women with fire ppo polices in hopes that when she gets her white chip she will want to be with him.
Georgie: bro why are you trying to market her?
Austin: because bro I want her to like me
Georgie: bro, you’re a a simp
Austin: because bro I want her to like me
Georgie: bro, you’re a a simp
by TheRealGeorgie May 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
Get the simp holstermug. An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).
“I have SIMP!”
by nothankyouitistoomuchworm April 10, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024
Get the Simpmug. by UndeadBan August 6, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 
