P squared

When some kid has a long name with the initials PP
Me: My name's Parker Pacingiousrimanigusilanerisamina!
Teacher: erm... I'll just call you P squared.
by R/SpicyMemeLord November 26, 2019
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p squared

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"
Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared
by crazyshoewilliams July 14, 2009
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Hache P

How British people say HP (hit points) in gaming. They actually make the H sound at the start.
Commentator 1: "And Charizard hangs on with 1 Hache P."

Commentator 2: "Don't you mean HP?"

Commentator 1: "No, I'm just speaking the King's English, you rascally yank."
by MeaningChronicler April 28, 2024
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Anita P

1. a general cargo ship (IMO: 7007473) currently sailing under the flag of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. She was built in 1969 by Båtservice Mandal Verft in Mandal, Norway. Over the years, the vessel has had several names, including Balco (untill 1973), Gullfoss (1974), and Lidsund (1988). Measuring 57.26 meters (187 feet) in length and 9.33 meters (30.6 feet) in width, she has a gross tonnage of 701 GT and a deadweight of 898 tonnes. With over five decades of service, the ship has been a consistent presence in maritime trade.

2. Based on the ship’s name When spoken a bit quickly, it phonetically resembles the phrase "I need to pee," which creates a subtle comedic effect. The phrase is typically used in casual, lighthearted contexts and relies on the listener's awareness of its phonetic similarity to convey its humorous intent.
1. The MV Anita P has successfully completed her 30 hour voyage from Trinidad to St Lucia carrying various goods like foodstuffs and cement

2. Alex: “Hey, where are you going? The movie just started!”

Jordan: “I gotta go see Anita P. real quick.”

Alex: “Wait… who the hell is Anita P.?”

Jordan: grinning “Think about it.”

Alex: “Ohhh... I get it now, you have to pee”
by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025
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Anita P

1. a general cargo ship (IMO: 7007473) currently sailing under the flag of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. She was built in 1969 by Båtservice Mandal Verft in Mandal, Norway. Over the years, the vessel has had several names, including Balco (untill 1973), Gullfoss (1974), and Lidsund (1988). Measuring 57.26 meters (187 feet) in length and 9.33 meters (30.6 feet) in width, she has a gross tonnage of 701 GT and a deadweight of 898 tonnes. With over five decades of service, the ship has been a consistent presence in maritime trade.

2. Based on the ship’s name When spoken a bit quickly, it phonetically resembles the phrase "I need a pee," or “I need to pee” (kinda) which creates a subtle comedic effect. The phrase is typically used in casual, lighthearted contexts and relies on the listener's awareness of its phonetic similarity to convey its humorous intent.
1. “The MV Anita P has successfully completed her 30 hour voyage from Trinidad to St Lucia carrying various goods like foodstuffs and cement”

2. During the game, Sarah stood up and said, 'I’m looking for Anita P.,' and the room erupted in laughter as everyone caught the pun."

3. Alex: “Hey, where are you going? The movie just started!”
Jordan: “I gotta go see Anita P. real quick.”
Alex: “Wait… who the hell is Anita P.?”
Jordan: grinning “Think about it.”
Alex: “Ohhh... I get it now, you have to pee”
by EMD F59PHI May 05, 2025
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pinky p

really pink and is a penguin. loves chips and chocolate cookies

also really fat & cute and has hot pink shoes
pinky p is so cute
by fattyrafa November 04, 2022
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coach p

a serious coach that knows what he's doing at all times but is extremely strict to make you the best you can be... He's usually a basketball coach
thx coach p for the training
by coach p is a legend November 16, 2017
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