by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018
Get the Pmug. John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
Get the John Pmug. A selling approach in which the salesperson attempts to control the sales interaction and pressure the customer to purchase the salesperson's urine
Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!
by PissDrinker42069 December 19, 2022
Get the Pushin' Pmug. The most amazing girl ive ever known she was there for me to the end i love her she my bread queen NO ONE I MEAN NOOOOO ONE can take her place not even if you tryed she will always be in my heart if you seeing this its Shay ilu with all my heart no homo tho 😋❤ if you disrespect her stfu then byeee
by SHAYYISON URBAN October 30, 2019
Get the Madi P.mug. The best way I can explain it is it something that happens to you that’s fucking lit that you didn’t directly caused
“I went to the coffee shop today to get a Cup of coffee and not only did I get a cup of coffee but the barista ended up sucking me off too”
“Damn bruh your Pushing P”
“Damn bruh your Pushing P”
by FDR Preacher February 9, 2022
Get the Pushing Pmug. by NightAtTheStars70 April 25, 2020
Get the Pmug. by Uraban Dict January 19, 2022
Get the Pushing Pmug.