Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.

man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls

by mister moosecock February 14, 2012

major nut

A major nut is an adjective used to describe someone’s appearance, usually if they’re very attractive. It may be used to describe how you feel in a sexual way. Saying someone/ something is a major nut is in all a positive thing

“wow he’s such a major nut”

by Pinky22 November 29, 2018

nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin

damn it i lost my nut napkin

by landin porson March 8, 2019

Nut burger

When you wanna nut, but yo girl wants a sandwich and you spy the opportunity for a playful prank.

Bro that's not a "Nut burger", why'd you just nut in your own sandwich

by SaltyPretzle July 2, 2018

Nut Boxing

The process of masturbatting while slamming ones fist down onto their nuts.

Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"

Or

My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.

by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018

No Nut Nineteen

A challenge where males will attempt to not masturbate for the entirety of 2019.

An estimated 10 males shall pass no nut nineteen

by koberon February 2, 2019

skeet nut

A nickname for someone named

Jared

Man that guy is a skeet nut

by Slerpup June 6, 2018