National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day 

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.

Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day by yomommathic April 18, 2020

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay 

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

Living in his mom basement 

Worthless losers that live with their mother despite already growing up.

He should stop living in his mom basement while watching hardcore porn and smoking drugs while fapping all day.

Living in his mom basement by Xbdicn July 7, 2016

single mom

Powerful, strong, likely very independent woman who either by choice or circumstance has the responsibility and honor of raising her children largely solo. Excellent multi-tasker, has a strong fortitude and has fierce love for her children and will do whatever she can to care for and love her children.

That mom is awesome. She works incredibly hard to raise her kids, contribute to her community, and is a leader in the workplace. As an aside, she happens to be a single mom.

single mom by CTYYC September 21, 2017

koki's mom 

1. Someone who offers sex in return for anime.
2. Hentai porn star

Brian: Dude, that chicks fine
Agh: Nah man, shes a koki's mom
Brian: Whatever, I'm to sexually deprived to care
Agh: Me too, lets go make love stallion

koki's mom by Koki's Mom March 20, 2003

Your mom 

Your mom is a phrase used by people who are too stupid to come up with a answer to a simple question. Or don't answer it out of arrogance. This phrase is used a lot by spoiled college boys who's mommy and daddy paid for their car, tuition and ipods.

Obviously they are mommy's boys since they love their mommy so much they say your mom. They must love their mommy so much. See mommy's boy

Person: "Who pissed on the toilet seat?!"
Arrogant cunt: "your mom!"

Your mom by clueless_furball November 1, 2006

G mom 

Any kind of fuck-able mother in which you would do "dirty" sexual things to such as: the rusty bean, the steamed burito, burning ham booty call etc.

Man that chick was a total G mom

G mom by Dg1234 March 27, 2010