Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.

“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”

by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

Kiss ur gf day

On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not

Bf kisses you

Gf what was that for

Bf it’s kiss ur gf day

by anonymous March 18, 2021

Kissing Dregs

When you only have a little bit of liquid left in your drink.

"Hey, man, grab me another beer. I'm kissing dregs here."

by TheMsparx October 25, 2015

Resurrection kiss

The last kiss before a relationship ends when all hope is lost, which rekindles the spark and they decide to give the relationship another go and the succeeds.

“The they were going to break up but they had a ‘resurrection kiss’”

by Heheheresurrectionkiss July 25, 2020