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Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011
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green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up
gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!
by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017
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Green Lit

To be approved by locals, or gang leaders that there is either no relation or a go ahead to be harmed or even k*lled. Essentially meaning you aren’t protected associate or affiliate of locals and or you’ve done something wrong to someone else who may be protected.

Note: you might not know you’re protected

You also most likely won’t find out if your green lit unless you have a spy so be careful. Usually green lit is an internal and exclusive information to the groups or associates involved.

It’s essentially a bounty that doesn’t always mean there’s money to be earned, some do it for clout, personal benefit to gain reputation in group....
That Su*rey sk*d is green lit, come by for drinks after.
by HulkSmash1111 July 27, 2023
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Green Screen Kid

An annoying kid that will steal your videos they will also chill in the corner of the video and sit there reacting. Sometimes these kids will go even farther and make there icons smaller or even hide there face all together luckily you can spot them just by seeing the "Greenscreen with username" I have no idea why youtube added this feature its just there for kids to steal and farm views.
Green Screen Kids are used for stealing videos and getting a million views.

Green Screen Kid: Hey look a new video i can steal!

Creator: Nuh uh you will not steal my videos.

Green Screen Kid: Do you think you can take down my videos i bet you cant lol!

Creator: I will take down your videos and demonetize your videos.

Green Screen Kid: You will not ta-

Creator: Now that kid can't steal my videos!
by mwj_j May 6, 2024
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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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green screen kid

A child that uses the 'green screen' YouTube Shorts function to steal other people's videos or "react" to a video by staring at the camera and adding nothing to the video
by snappyjoe February 12, 2024
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Marjorie Trailer Greene

A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories, such as Jewish space laser causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out in front. Has braided armpits, few if any teeth and tattoos of Donald Trump on her ass. Thinks she might be a good Congressional Representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a Trailer Trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k to the Trump Save America PAC.
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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