day of silence

The most ignorant act ever conceived by mankind. Refers to a day set aside to protest the harassment of gay people. Most gay people are victims of reverse ignorance. They fail to realize that other minorites are harassed equally as much if not more than they are, yet still think they are above everyone else. It is endorsed in public schools, teaching children that gays are higher than other minorites, and should be treated with more respect. The Day of Silence is most often supported by non-gay, ignorant people. They think they are doing a good thing, but again fail to realize their own elitist ignorance.

(Teacher)"Okay, class, today we are celebrating the Day of Silence, to show that gays shouldn't be opressed."

(Mexican)"Oh boy, do we have a Day of Silence?"

(Teacher)"No."

(Mexican)"Why not? We're oppressed too."

(Teacher)"Yes, but gay people are above everyone else. See, you might be oppressed, but nobody cares because gay people are much more important than you."

(Mexican)"Oh, I see. Thanks, teach!"

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott May 1, 2004

dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.

This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!

by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006

Green day

An Alternative/Punk Rock band from Berkely California (Near me. Lol Californian Pride) I am not the HUGEST fan of Green Day, I like a few songs from American Idiot, and several from Nimrod, Dookie, and Insomniac. I think they're just alright, but I can think of a lot of bands better than them. I don't consider myself a die-hard fan of them, maybe not even a big fan. They're a decent band overall, but not my devotion. More of a My Chemical Romance kinda kid :D

American idiot was when Green Day really took flight. It's an ok album, but I prefer Nimrod and Dookie.

by TheChemicallyUsedRomance September 30, 2006

Green day

A great band from oakland, california that everyone thinks are sellouts but are sure as hell not. I like all of their music and just because 3 of their songs were on TRL doesnt make me totally against american idiot.Its overplayed, not overated.

fake green day fan (prep) "OMG look at this HAWT pic of BILIIE JOE!!!11!! HE SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE BAND BECUZ HE IS SO HAWT!>!!11"

by zea; May 5, 2006

catch of the day

When you are fucking your chick doggy style and spit on her back with the fake out that you are down, and when she turns around, you hit her in the face with the fresh trout you kept under your bed.

Dudeman 1: Yo, what did you do last night?

Dudeman 2: I acted like Long John Silver and gave my girl the "Catch of the Day."

by Matt Berry Wears Adult Diapers January 17, 2008

Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.

Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Green Day

A shithouse band that tweenies think are real rock but its worse than avril lavigne. They used to be good before american idiot but now they suck fat cock

Oh and by the way:
Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you

Tween:
omfg!!11111 have youuu heerrd boulivard of bwoken dwweams by gwween day, its like so hard core

me: you suck, go listen to real rock like sum 41, korn or even rummenstein but YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WOULD YOU SWWWIIINNNNNNNEEEE

by scott March 11, 2005