WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

Wet Drink

The act of urinating in someone's mouth after ejaculating on their face.

Larry gave Tyler a wet drink

by Richardhair98 August 18, 2024

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

wet socks

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him

person 1:ugh here comes wet socks

person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone

by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019

Hot Wets

When a man farts directly into a girls vagina and then she queefs back in his face.

Rob couldn't get hard anymore unless him and Shelby did some Hot Wets before sex.

by Rexlba February 21, 2025