stupid beans

Fucking bullshit

Homie: you I just fucked your bitch
Me: Stupid beans

by waterguy29 November 10, 2017

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

beans

Short for “Cool Beans!” but less corny

Y: Man wyd?
F: Nothing, just watching tv
Y: Beans.

by uglystepmother July 9, 2020

Bean

A junkie

“This guy is acting and moving like a straight BEAN!!!”

by Mwat3rs604 February 7, 2020

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018