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i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021
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Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
Susan would rather have sex than watch โ€œThe Dark Knightโ€ trilogy so I Two Faced her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
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๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 โ€” and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it โ€” considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; ๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ have been milked for decades
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
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two person broth challenge

when you complete the broth challenge, and then put it in a women's vagina, and then drink the soup out of it.
I completed the two person broth challenge with my girlfriend and it was great
by Orailas March 29, 2025
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Two faced

Itโ€™s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.
Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*

Person 2: โ€œhere comes Person 3โ€

Person 1: notices how Person 3โ€™s friends act kind and different

Person 2: Person 3โ€™s friends are so Two faced.
by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021
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