Ass Licker

Someone who is sexually stimulated and gratified by licking another persons filthy, stinky asshole.

That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

Pussy Ass

a man incapable of committing. thereby he's a pussy. and an asshole. combined.. he's a pussy ass.

A: I heard they broke up. I wonder why.

B: because Mark was a pussy ass.
A: ohhh ok.

by antipussyass February 4, 2010

bog ass

'bawg- ass' a sweaty, clammy ass affect, usually invoked by nervousness, hot weather, or excessive clenching of the cheeks. Bog ass often produces embarrassing scenarios of sweat marks on light material pants and is accompanied by sticking together of the cheeks, and sometimes to the pants themselves.

"Aww man! Would you mind checking out my bum, to see if you can tell I have bog ass? It feels kinda clammy in my pants party..."

by Deemster December 28, 2005

busted ass

when one lets loose the mother of all farts, one with velocity.

"he busted some serious ass, the fucking windows shook!"

by honeylamb November 15, 2004

ass nipple

A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.

Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.

OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?

I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!

OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!

by Ty Lanol August 23, 2005

ass answer

Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.

Someone called me but I think I just ass answered.

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

ass water

Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."

by bomber22 January 6, 2009