national maid puro day

From December 1st to January 30th, EVERYONE in discord will have to wear a maid puro pfp, and they can't deny it

its national maid puro day mateys

by justin_#0240 on discord January 5, 2023

national break up day

National Break Up Day is the date in January that is far enough away from the Holidays and before one gets sucked into the vortex for Valentines Day. Usually it is the Sunday before Martin Luther King Day.

"He waited until the National Break Up Day to break up with her, bro. It's not cool to break up during the holidays or too close to valentine's day."

by le reddit army March 19, 2014

National Send Nudes Day

On this day, males and females can send this pass to anyone and that person who receives this must send a nude of the other person's choice. You can only use this once and this card is only valid on the 19th of April. I swear I didn't make this Vicky

"Hey babe, it's National Send Nudes Day, can I have a nude or two?"

by Uncle Semche April 18, 2019

National grab ass day

on april 12th-13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Dk metcalf April 11, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

April 19, An amazing day when you send nudes to your girlfriend, boyfriend, side chick, or crush out of love.

*Jake* “Today is National Send Nudes Day, You down babe?”

*Sabrina* “Hell yeah I’ll send them pics and u send some back😉”

by Tyrone The Seagull May 28, 2018

National Kylie Minogue Day

National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))

Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”

by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_ October 1, 2020

national grab a dick day

On April 13 it will be national grab a dick day just like grab a boob day or grab an ass day you will grab a dick

Katelyn: Sarah did you just grab his dick?
Sarah: It’s national grab a dick day.

by Kyle💎 💎💎 May 25, 2018