When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.
"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
by Young Jazo February 27, 2019
A prep school in Baltimore Maryland. Full of studs and gentlemen. MSJ boys pull and are nasty @ sports most notably know for basketball, football, soccer, and hockey. If you go to MSJ you are a alpha and are a faithful Catholic stud. MSJ dudes always pull NDP, MDSA, Maryvale, Mercy, Spalding, and McD girls. Always remember “it’s a great day to learn”.
by gamgstamike September 15, 2021
Originating from a viral video of a black man named joe shouting "Joe me up" with his fist in the air, joe me up is a parody of dab me up, a semi-popular meme that had originated in discord.
"Hey, do you remember Johnathan he got joe'd up, poor guy."
"Ayo Joe me up brother."
"Bro... Joe me up"
"Ayo Joe me up brother."
"Bro... Joe me up"
by Murts? February 22, 2022
Dude # 1, did you hook up with any of those walkers last night?
Dude # 2, they were all so hot but I chose the 1 who told me your a good Joe as she groping me
Dude # 2, they were all so hot but I chose the 1 who told me your a good Joe as she groping me
by Shakell May 05, 2021
The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!
by Griggles October 19, 2020
Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.
James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man
James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man
by Example Steve December 30, 2013
When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.
Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 09, 2020