duffle bag hoe

hoe who is homeless and smells as bad as a gym bag
I blew my load on that duffle bag hoe for half a turkey sandwitch.
by big nigg heff May 30, 2009
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hoe-cake, murder.

horrifically misspelled way of saying okay, mother.
hoe-cake, murder, i will take the basket to grandmother's house.
by khoury October 19, 2003
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Mummify Dat Hoe

To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.
If her room is a mess straight Mummify Dat Hoe
by Ehi and Chuck and Justin November 17, 2007
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Back row hoe

Somebody who takes gum out of the back of the package of gum before taking those at the front.
me- Dude I handed her my pack of stride gum and she took from the back row while four perfectly good pieces sat int he front.
Steve- wow what a back row hoe
me- I know right?!
by ((I'm-watching-you)) February 21, 2010
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hoe-ti-fied

The word hoe-ti-fied means that a man has behaved in a scary, feminine, on unmanly manner.

To employ feminine behavior.

To adopt feminine ways.

To become Shook.
C wanted to have sex with Mike, but he was acting so hoe-ti-fied that she just freaked me instead. =D

Jim talked tough in the bar, but once we stepped outside, he began to act hoe-ti-fied.
by Shice April 27, 2009
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Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 02, 2009
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trifling ass hoe

trifling ass hoe invented by bob evans bussers in Alliance Ohio to put down servers or just normal woman. Its to Explain a girl interfering with something your doing like just being lazy.
That trifling ass hoe wants me to clean that up fuck her!

Or Tara is a trfling ass hoe!
by Chris Sukosd February 27, 2005
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