douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.

my ten year old brother is a douche skippy

by thefiness November 04, 2010

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 01, 2017

Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.

"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"

by bbkate_r August 22, 2012

Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by September 19, 2022

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench May 13, 2012