Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.
Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.
by Blockinlick January 09, 2018
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Douche-bragery

Like you’re being a douchebag and bragging about what you’ve done.
We should make this a competition! It will be great for some douche bragery.

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Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"

Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.

Bystander...... douche bragers!
by Bakedoatbar April 09, 2019
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Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery
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douche bag billi

1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
by MuklasinahDiamond March 16, 2021
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Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!
by Anonymous66888 November 20, 2010
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Douche using the word fag

A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.
Don't be a douche using the word fag dude
by Awesome girl 28273828 April 29, 2016
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Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
by Melek February 04, 2015
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