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Daniel

Daniel is super sweet and annoying (sometimes). Makes the most dumbest dad jokes which are sometimes funny (ONLY SOMETIMES)! He’s really funny (sometimes). Daniels are also super nerdy. They’re too smart I don’t get it. Obsessed with books and trees. (AKA little nerd) The dorkiest kind of people you will ever meet. Hates Taylor swift (so weird of them 🙄) Run far FAR away if you see a Daniel.
Person 1: “That guy over there looks like a dork.”
Person 2: “Must be Daniel.”
by Not a dork 123 March 25, 2023
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Hikmat and daniel

Hikmat and Daniel are very strong couples, their compatibility is not only the best but one of the perfect, badass, romantic, enduring, very fun and exciting match!… They are both very very stubborn, they fight and argue all the time but Daniel is a cool guy and will always apologize to Hikmat but amazingly, Hikmat has a forgiving and kind heart and will always forgive him… Same goes when Hikmat is wrong, Daniel will always forgive. They are also both hot on bed, Daniel is a very romantic guy with a huge dick, he always makes sure he satisfies his girlfriend, also Hikmat is a badass and is very amazing with him, she isn’t shy at all when she wants to perform for him. This couple will hardly part and will endure whatever circumstance to achieve their goal of spending the rest of their lives together.
They will live happily forever!!
Boy: I would really like to have a fun and long lasting relationship but I don’t think there is.
Girl: There is… haven’t you heard of Hikmat and Daniel?… I’m so jealous of that couple
Boy: Ik right!
by Olami_[<>] November 25, 2021
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Daniel W Skinner

Daniel W Skinner is the most extraordinary person you’ll ever meet. He is stunning even though he denies it. He’ll also tell you right from wrong. He is a very talented and successful person who is bound to do great things. He swept me off my feet and I wouldn’t change it for the world. Although I can’t see the further, I hope I never lose him because being with him has been the best time of my life. If you ever end up with a Daniel, don’t let him go.
Look! There goes Daniel W Skinner!”
by Borris March 30, 2021
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Daniel

A long bodied male that long body long snaps
Rando guy: wow look at that long bodied long snapper who is that

Another rando: that’s a bean man pole named Daniel
by Yessirrrbuddayyyy December 9, 2019
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damn daniel

A viral video that was released in February of 2016 by a Twitter user @josholzza about a friend named Daniel. Daniel was videotaped each day for about a week, each time his friend Josh says "Damn Daniel". In the video, he is notoriously known for his white vans.
Damn Daniel, you be lookin fineeee
Damn Daniel, whats up with those vans
by Trolalalala August 30, 2016
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daniel devine

Eric: Who’s is Daniel Devine?
John: Daniel Devi-
Daniel Devine: I FUCKING HATE CRANBERRY JUICE!
by jadeobade December 2, 2023
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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
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