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Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.
" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".
by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021
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Anal warrior

Somebody who knows every rule and likes to min max perfection in rpg games
Oi anal warrior hurry up and pick a weapon
by Rustylungs June 20, 2022
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Anal bandit

by THIST April 25, 2024
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Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...
“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
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anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
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Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache
John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!
by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023
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anal asault

When you sit down on a seatbelt or hook and it goes up your ass.
I sat on a hook the other day, it was proper anal asault mate
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
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