Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch

I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants

by kbgbug January 2, 2023

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.

Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy

by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020