Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon April 26, 2018
"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"
by Arminkshipper April 16, 2025
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 04, 2024
A day in which you use a meal service to deliver your entire sustenance for the day, leaving you to smoke weed and game all day.
by organicmolecules August 02, 2024
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 06, 2019
When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
by Nvious September 24, 2020
Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
by DottyFan May 29, 2024