simp

that one song from phineas and ferb, also known as squirrels in my pants

“SIMP squirrels in my pants!”

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Simp

Short for Simpleton.

Noun

A foolish or gullible person.

Keith is such a simp, he couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.

Stop looking at me like a simp!

by liedown March 4, 2021

Simp

filip.

Omg he's a total simp, his name must be Filip.

by screaming crying throwing up December 2, 2021

Simp

A man who goes out of his way, to do something nice for a woman.

Viktor Christensen from Denmark is a massive simp.

by Warsjawjas September 1, 2020

Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

Simp

Artemis

Artemis is such a simp, such disrespection to the bros

by epic-gamer-27 April 20, 2020

NOT A SIMP

JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN

Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020