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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
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the heskey rule

I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.
by thefifabeestar September 2, 2014
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Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"
Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911
by KTech May 9, 2018
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Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.
A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?
by Marzsala February 22, 2023
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Rule 41

Not really a rule,but mostly anything said on the internet will be turned sexual
Guy 1:This thing can hold anything

Guy 2:You mean....everything??

Guy 1:Yes..everything

Guy 2:🥺🤩🤩

Guy 1:I will never escape rule 41 😪😪😪
by Syleha October 5, 2022
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mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)
nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"
by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021
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