creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021

lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 8, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

armin_rule34

Has the mentality of a 5th grader by intentionally choosing locker “69” because it’s a “funny number”.

armin_rule34 is down bad for a fictional anime character by the name of Armin from the animated series called “Skingeki no Kyojin” also known as “Attack on Titan”.

by Randomuser aka Candicedeeznuts September 3, 2021

armin_rule34

armin_rule34 is a individual who has the humor of a 5th grader. Too provide to that statement he would intentionally pick locker 69 because it is a “funny number”.

armin_rule34 is person who is down bad for a fictional character named Armin from the animated series “ Shingeki no Kyojin” also known as “Attack on Titan”.

by Randomuser aka Candicedeeznuts September 3, 2021

Bluefalco rule

When team dose not trade with certain player due to him ripping him off in past fantasy leagues.

Kids 1 : can you trade me a RB I really need one

Kid : No I keep the bluefalco rule because of what happened last time

by TCMS September 14, 2021

Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021