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by Iwrotejuliajoyce February 21, 2021
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piss kink

jess: you look like you have a piss kink-

sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense
by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021
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Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
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Piss in my cooler

A slang expression in English that means “kiss my ass”. Legend has it that it was first invented by Party Marty from Brandon FL while in New York City trying to understand the Spanish phrase Besa me cula.
He tried to talk me down on the price but I said “piss in my cooler”.
by AebyBaby November 8, 2022
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Piss

I piss in the toilet bitch
by Ghostyvi January 17, 2022
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piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.
Your ma's a piss jockey
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
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Pissing kittens

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.
by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023
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