monkey pinch

(Verb) The act of pinching someone with your fingernails. Typically on a fatty area such as the back of the arm.

Ouch! Why 'd you monkey pinch me G?

by dirtyharriet69 October 20, 2015

Porch Monkey

a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.

That Porch monkey smells like a crackhouse.

by niggerlover125 September 1, 2018

monkey gang

a group of trollers, spammers and funny blokes. they be monkeys and they play roblox. apes are accepted. we hate christopher spunk and love indian chips.

you in monkey gang?
yeh

by gang of monkeys November 28, 2019

Clapping Monkeys

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them

You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head

by Bhagzy April 26, 2019

Cracker Monkey

A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.

Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.

by A FUCKING MEXICAN PP_IMMIGRANT May 3, 2019

Porch monkey

A nigger that sits on the porch that's not productive. (A lazy nigger)

Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.

by Rigurousally September 13, 2017

Monkey Face

A derogatory term referring to the monkey type facial features of an African-American male.

Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!

by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018