Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.

"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Light skinned Mexican

Ethnicity of Hispanic or Latin culture with a lighter shade of skin color almost white

Damn you are so sexy

Oh really

Yeah you must be one of them light skinned Mexicans

Lmao you are fuckin funnyyy

by Puffy vagina serum December 14, 2022

wall hopping Mexican

A Mexican that jumped a wall

A wall hopping Mexican is A Mexican who jumps 6 feet over a wall

by SYTOPIMFONR January 11, 2023

Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation

Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours

by bendecker January 12, 2023

Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Mexican Shower

The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.

"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"

by EightyTwo December 9, 2023

Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.

“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”

by SquidManJones December 13, 2023