you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

by Beccie May 3, 2003

Im not fucking with you

Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.

Look im not fucking with you anymore go wash the dishes.

by Anonyms J June 15, 2016

You got no culture

A way of insulting someone in a very extreme way.
Mentioned in the Simon and Garfunkel song "A Simple Desultory Philippic."

Someone-Yo, you stupid son
You-Shut up,you got no culture

by hummus the great December 17, 2010

Fucking Excuse You

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

by htt. suckass June 2, 2015

Stronger than you

A song from Steven Universe that was ruined by every Undertale fan making a parody and/or animation of it

"But I think I'm stronger than you."

by MacaroniAndApplesauce March 24, 2021

are you good at multitasking

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic

karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

by nahneil June 17, 2021

You want a Pickle?

When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.

*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?

by Tomitaire April 21, 2009