douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

Douche

A type of retard...

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND

by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

by freebiglurch November 7, 2012

pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007

Douche

A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)

bye, douche

by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014