Chocolate soup

When one person shits in your mouth and you spit it back and forth in each others mouth and use it as a lubricant. Have a fun time AND save money!

Jose: man, yesterday me and my girl tried the old chocolate soup
Miguel: i wanna try that, how’d it go
Jose: im gonna do it all the time now

by urlocalblackie April 24, 2022

chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

Chocolate Raspberry

When you blow a Raspberry into someones butt.

Did you hear the chocolate raspberry Jane gave Bill in the other room?

by Nomdy Plume January 11, 2022

Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall

Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.

by Kiruin May 22, 2023

chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 29, 2019

chocolate wookiee

Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.

As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."

by FussyBritches February 16, 2017

Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 12, 2016