kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.
"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."
by ana_san November 20, 2024
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Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
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bow bear toe

Check this out guys my bow bear toe!
by Adrian E Juarez March 11, 2011
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Barvard Bear

The barvard bear is the Dr. Seuss bear that has made notable appearances at Harvard Square, not to be confused with the location itself.
Uh oh, I hope I don't accidentally get off the subway at barvard bear! They told us to be at the Harvard Square at 5pm.
by parvard_pear April 25, 2025
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Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here
Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:
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Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.
"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."
by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024
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yoni bear

someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.
by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024
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