Big Bill Hell's

The only car dealer that will tell you to fuck off. If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's you can kiss his ass. Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, he'll fuck her.

Big Bill Hell's is home of Challenge Pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with Big Bill.

Big Big Hell is exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state Maryland...GUARANTEED!

1) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. He told me to fuck off, then fucked my wife. I told him I found a better deal and he shoved it up my ugly ass.

2) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. I tried the CHALLENGE PISSING. I left there car-less and soaked in piss.

by Juan Potatoes September 27, 2013

That's Wild

Another way of saying that's crazy. but with more emphasis.

Yooo that's wild!

He met nia.
Thats so wild!

by livelifeyoung November 15, 2020

Bobby Shmurda's Hat

Bobby Shmurda's Hat refers to the grey and blue New York Knicks hat worn by American rapper and recording artist Bobby Shmurda in the music video for his song "Hot N*gga." In the video, Shmurda removes the hat and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the frame. The move inspired a series of memes that joke about what happened to the hat.

Bobby Shmurda: throws his hat

Bobby Shmurda's hat: 😶

Wait! Where did his hat go?

by andreishawty February 24, 2021

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

Kes’s Law

Originating on May 4, 2020, iFunny user Kes77 commented on a post about RemingtonTheMexican’s child grooming discord. Kes77 said, “stare into the bait long enough and it will stare back at you.” Immediately following this, user A_Poor_Sinner replied with “Kes’s Law.” The idea behind Kes’s Law is that eventually too much indulging in “ironic” humor, acts, and beliefs will eventually morph into those acts, humor, and beliefs becoming unironically held. What was once bait becomes reality for the user. This law ranks now with other well known laws, such as Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law.

“Hey man did you hear that Steve became a femboy?”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”

by CopeCringLarp May 6, 2020

Fool's Gold

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.

And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met

But I'm not done yet

Falling for your

"Fool's Gold"

by Jess Styles May 18, 2015