Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals

Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.

by smalldick96 June 24, 2016

piss hell

when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself

goddamn it teacher why do you let me stay in piss hell

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 11, 2022

Piss Chillin

The feeling of ultimate relaxation akin to the sensation one experiences when taking a long piss.

Damn, Mike looks like he is so comfortable on the couch. “Yeah man he is Piss Chillin”

by VontheDeliClerk March 6, 2023

pissing my flaps

when u piss so hard ur vag flaps like a fish out of water

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps

by shaftyB September 16, 2022

Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.

Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."

by carpetedlime June 7, 2021

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017