Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.

Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.

by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021

suck yaself

An expression of disdain and frustration used as a quick, under-your-breath quip to wish poor wishes on your opposition.

When sizemore opens his mouth and you cant help but utter.. "Sizemore, suck yaself".

by cleenerd October 29, 2025

you suck

someone telling you that you are a bad person who is a noob.

bob: *fails last jump in video game*
framb: you suck LLLL

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

hudson the duster that sucks at everything

An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).

Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender

by Gem city July 9, 2017

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020