chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter

Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016

chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!

Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.

by natural born kaners December 25, 2009

Edging Chocolate

When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt

"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.

by Mr_Guy090 July 23, 2024

yellow chocolate

Yellow Chocolate is quite the same thing for white chocolate, basically a black culture/person living inside of a "yellow" person(Asian)

"Hey,she's a yellow chocolate right there!"

by Yellow chocolate February 21, 2017

Chocolate Chip

When a driblet of cum makes it way from the anus to the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

I heard each one of the Goetz boys is a chocolate chip.

by DecorationDays September 7, 2021

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021

Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021