Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025

jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch

I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable”

by user103948200349 June 27, 2022

Bear nugget

Pieces of dried up poo normally found in the asscrack of a large hairy man.

The young otters favorite snack is a bear nugget.

by midwell November 11, 2022

Charlie Bear shot

When you pour a shot glass to the brim.

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.

by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023

Sugar Bear

A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.

"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."

"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"

by adventureinthesea August 26, 2022

Bear Game

An ongoing fart game to play with your friend group.

If someone farts, they have to say “No bear.” If another person hears or smells their fart and says “Bear” before they say “No bear,” the person who farted must get on their hands and knees, wherever they are, and roar as loud as they can. This roar must be caught on video or else it doesn’t count.

BEAR GAME
Scenario 1
1: *farts* “No bear”
Scenario 2
1: *farts*
2: “BEAR”
1: *gets on ground and roars*
2: *takes video* *rapes*

by dapiferdefiner December 12, 2025