Phantom cat

Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.

You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.

by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009

Slaw Cat

A girl who's "cat" looks like "slaw"; a whore.

Damn, that girl is a slaw cat!

by slawcatz October 7, 2010

cat-shaming

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.

After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.

by catmanpu January 3, 2014

Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.

Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.

by J Mit March 23, 2005

Cat Ears Girl

Some weird chick in Boston who wears kitty cat ears all the time. She has a buncha different kinds.

cat ears girl always wears kitty ears. no one knows why.

by Russtee August 4, 2008

Vampire Cats

A cats that is inslaved by mr. waters and turned into VKAMPIRESSSSW

tomatoese

by AMX February 1, 2003

Kitty Cat Shuffle

A dance wherein you stay in one place but shuffle your feet vigorously, extend your hands like paws repeatedly, and meow in people's faces as loudly, but also as seductively, as you can. Usually done by women.

Ol' Swampy came up in here tryin to do the Kitty Cat Shuffle. Nah, sen.

by popmafia July 9, 2010