draking off

Masturbating while in a relationship.

"My girlfriend told me to stop draking off"

by Mirdad October 24, 2013

off your mule

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

by TartdyTardis November 28, 2013

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013

Feesed Off

The state or condition of an artist or a performer who settles for less fees than he/she deserves. Feeling of being underpaid by your employer/organiser.

He walked out of the big banner film because he was feesed off.

He half-heartedly performed at the event, maybe because he was feesed off.

by Zubin Raval July 10, 2014

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014