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smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.
Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.
by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023
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Beaning

when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you
by NumiGumi September 13, 2024
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Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean likes beans --> Everyone likes beans --> Everyone likes Mr. Bean
-Hey, who are you?
-Ahjhrkiolnheu (Mr. Bean, i mean "pottao" in english)
by ditt ekte navn February 10, 2022
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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Bean

Someone who is characteristically cute, pure or innocent or even a childlike like person. Someone who makes few genuine mistakes that harm others and if so regrets them deeply.
"hey did you hear? Sarah started crying because she accidentally elbowed Lucy and felt really bad about it."
"Oh my god she's such a bean."

"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
by Denimbluemitski January 14, 2017
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Singing to the bean

When you’re playing a video game and one of your teammates is playing really bad even though you know they have the potential to do better
Mark: Bro idk whats going on with my aim
Lester: Thats because you’re singing to the bean
by KingTA3 January 1, 2021
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