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glitter fart

This is when a stripper has gas
He was getting a lap dance then out of nowhere the stripper glitter farted in his face
by jakeless November 11, 2010
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fart bong

to fart or get someone else to fart in a bootle close and breathe it in (note only gay tards do this)

poopookachho
jonno farted in that bottle and blain inhaled it what a fart bong er

poo in ur face
by poopoocachoo April 28, 2008
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Cake Farts

The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.
"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"
by Pecos Pete Partitions August 8, 2019
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Dick Fart

When your dick farts and then rubs on a nigger that happens to be homosexual and likes it when a penis touches his left ear
Damn he likes dick farts
by UrbanEnglish December 8, 2017
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wet fart

A loud fart...umm it comes from your bumm!
baaannnnggg boooommmmm kaaaboooommmm that was an awesome wet fart man !!
by fhgf July 17, 2006
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pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.
After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.
by tophieCC February 11, 2009
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Fart pad

when jocks or deush bags shave their heads and have a mohawk that doesnt go alll the way to the back of the neck,and is cut at the back of the top of their head
that blake kid thinks he is somthin with that damn fart pad on his head.

thats not a mohawk thats a damn fart pad!
by donnie1718 June 3, 2009
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